Chad Walker #278859

No Strings – Just Handcuffs

Birth Date: September 21, 1984
Incarcerated Since: June 9, 2011
Release Date: June 9, 2031
Convicted Of: Prostitution of minor
Home Town: Oxnard, CA
Ethnicity: Black
Religion: N/A
Height: 6’3″
Weight: 238 lbs
Wants To Write To: Anyone
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Will Write Overseas: Yes
Seeks: Friendship


My mama told me not to talk to strangers back in the day, I don’t listen too good I guess. Alright, so this is the plan… You’re gonna write a letter to that guy in the picture smiling at you, and he’s gonna write you back, and you and him are gonna chat about anything and everything, and he’s gonna enjoy it. There’s one condition though: you gotta be truthful. Sound fair?

Now I gotta tell you something about me or I’ll feel like I’m just something swimming in a fishbowl to people to look at in a pet shop window or something. You ready?

Most of my time is spent listening to music while I study stocks and commodities, pick up new languages (French and Spanish) and exercise – music is my passion. I read a lot of self-help books on wealth or how to do this and how to do that; I joke a little but I like to be taken seriously most of the time. I like being around clever people, people with a sense of humor, or people who think I have a sense of humor (ha-ha). I’m attracted to quietness (maybe it’s mystery, I dunno), and there’s no such thing as sitting still for me (I’m ambitious).

Don’t laugh, but I think I’m just trying to keep you from falling asleep halfway through reading this. The good news is if you’re still reading this you’re still awake; the bad news is that you can’t text your way out of this one. You’ve got some writing to do. Give me a shout. I’m looking forward to read what you have to share.

Chad Walker #278859
ASPC Eyman – Meadows
PO Box 3300
Florence, AZ 85132

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