| To The World,
Hello, I’m Gary Collins, or better yet “Shark Bait” to the locals. It’s the perfect nickname. It’s original and one of a kind, same as me. Not to mention I got the sense of humor to back it up. The fact I’m missing half my left arm has nothing to do with it. Oh well, that’s life and the hand I was dealt or better yet wasn’t dealt. I’m only joking, I got the greatest sense of humor about it though, and maybe I got bit by a shark??? Gotta write to find out the truth.
As for me, my advice to ALL the women out there would be to run! I am extremely addictive. I’m like chocolate, there’s no such thing as one bite. On the bright side though if you can hang on you are in for the most thrilling and exciting adventure of your life. My heart was shattered almost a year ago and I’ve finally glued that last piece in place. No more tears and sadness in my life. Only happiness and joy from here on out. Someone to share in this great life adventure would make it even more amazing.
The “tall, dark and handsome” bio fits, but I much rather prefer “fun, exciting with a lil’ danger.” I’m not sure what or better yet “who” I’m looking to meet, but maybe I’m who you’ve been looking for. Don’t expect any lies, false dreams, or never beginning fantasies from me, but beware and on the lookout for the time of your life, continuous laughter, a real happiness and who knows maybe even more. I’m nothing but a letter away. With all this being said I’m going to cut the strings and let this kite fly your way.
Till Then,
Gary |
